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ohhomoyoudont:

The best part of going on a date with yourself is that you get to eat ALL the food, and pick the plans. Also, you already know if you’re getting lucky or not.

Ideal date tbh

ohhomoyoudont:

The best part of going on a date with yourself is that you get to eat ALL the food, and pick the plans. Also, you already know if you’re getting lucky or not.

Ideal date tbh

ohhomoyoudont:

I need a drinking game based on the Seven Wonders in Coven. And whoever completes them is the next Supreme of the party.

unclefather:

gay marriage isn’t legal in all 50 states but lady gaga can marry the night? fuck her and her robot ass

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Before or after he broke his neck?
yetanothertaylor yetanothertaylor Said:

Before. Like a few months ago haha

I’ll let this one speak for himself

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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sushinfood:

how do children EXIST

That was the sickest thing ever, but WHERE WAS THE RIDE ATTENDANT OMG

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whatthewhatbutt:

whatthewhatbutt:

whatthewhatbutt:

So we’re at the hospital in the waiting room and my uncle starts laughing and he says “Dad’s horoscope says he has something to get off his chest.” It took us a minute- my grandpa is getting a heart bypass.

UPDATE: his surgery went well.

Also one of his doctors is named Dr. Shrek

(via normalisirrelavent)

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

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did-you-kno:

PoopSenders.com is a company that is hired to send a gallon of cow, elephant or gorilla poop to a person’s friend or enemy anonymously.

Source

(via attackofthematt)